On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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