K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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