Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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