is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
