He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry about my life...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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