I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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