too bad you live with your parents still
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
