Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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