3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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