anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
