My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have fence marks all over my body
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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