no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
