I like to think it a success when the cops are called
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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