is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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