I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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