The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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