He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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