I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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