White coat. Heels.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We need to rekindle our bromance
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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