its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We are all done wearing pants today
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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