so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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