we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you made out with another girl for some wings
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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