SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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