As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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