So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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