Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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