Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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