didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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