Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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