How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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