plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
whose parrot is this?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Ladies don't puke and tell
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
