i may or may not be watching the land before time
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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