why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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