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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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