I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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