She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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