ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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