Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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