my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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