he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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