Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
