i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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