what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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