his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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