just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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