I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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