you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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