I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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