she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish i was in the wii world.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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