I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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