She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Someone shit on the floor
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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