I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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