I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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